Marry a fingerstyle guitarist

[G2]Supplemantary_L 2007. 5. 14. 14:18

 

Joke 1

A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor. After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in. He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good. You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal. I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do?
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?

The doctor says, "Oh it won't help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"

Joke 2

A man walks up to a classical guitar recitalist who is sitting down reading music. Can you read this for me he said. Of course said the recitalist. And there goes the guitarist playing a nice Tarrega study. Then the man gives him a contemporary piece. He plays that as well. Then another piece was handed to him. He begins to play then complains of stomach pains. He later realized he had gave him a sheet of fingerstyle guitar music.

 fingerstyle 연주가 얼마나 골치 아픈지를 돌려말하는 joke두개 퍼왔습니다...
출처는 Joke's Paradise 이라는 블로그입니다...
시한부 인생의 환자에게 fingerstyle guitarist와 결혼을 하라는둥...
fingerstyle 연주를 하니 배가 아파온다는 둥...

사실 핑거스타일이 초급은 아니죠...
저도 연습을 하다보면 왜, 기타 지판은 피아노 처럼 직관적이지 않을까...?
생각해 볼때도 있지만, 하수의 허접한 생각일 뿐, 더 연습해야겠다는 생각만 납니다...
여러분들도 열심이 연습하시고, 멋진 연주 부탁드립니다...
 아울러 허접 기타 초급 강좌 많이 사랑해 주세요...

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